hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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