He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
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