so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Enjoy the penises
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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