Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Mom said you looked used
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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