Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
My cat gives me a boner
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
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