I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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