everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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