cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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