its not stalking. its research.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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