Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
My balls are so social today.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Randomize
