Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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