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If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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