I wannas sexs uuuuu
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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