girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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