Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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