i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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