oh god the rape fog is back!
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
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