I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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