I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Still dying that you shit outside
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
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