Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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