Did you just see the Batmobile???
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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