you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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