this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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