see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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