i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
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