the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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