im about as happy as oj after his trial
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
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