I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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