your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
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