Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
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