What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
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