We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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