i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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