As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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