My hair reeks of homosexuality.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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