Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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