i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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