Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
we're so committed to being not committed
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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