i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Randomize
