these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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