i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
we made out on top of his cat.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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