New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
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