That's intense
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
I just gargled with NyQuil
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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