weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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