i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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