my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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