"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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