I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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