D3 body, D1 cock
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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