did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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