its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Your penis caused this!
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