Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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