But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
Randomize
