i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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