you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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